People who feel the need to tell me they are drunk = definition of annoyance. Last I checked I had grown up past high school and do not need to tell people I am drunk. If anything, I’m trying to convince them I’m still sober so I can drink more. I enjoy the random drunk text every now and then. I’m accepting of the text, “Hey wwgat ate youy dioing” and in sober world they mean, “Hey what are you doing.” Or perhaps a pick-up line when a girls drunk, “Hey you wanna come over, I’ll pole dance for you. You bring the pole…” This is acceptable. I guess I’m just an understanding guy. The annoyance comes in with drunken text leading nowhere and asking nothing.
For instance, the text at 4 a.m. saying “I’m drunk.” Do they think I give a shit if they are drunk? But wait here’s my favorite. After the 4 a.m. text to announce they are drunk, they text again in the morning around 9 to say, “Sorry, I was drunk last night.” Are you serious? So that’s what the simple text of “I’m drunk” was all about. Thank goodness they cleared this up, I was so confused as to what that text “I’m drunk” could have possibly meant it kept me up all night. Or wait; was it my confusion or the damn text message at 4 am that kept me awake? Besides the text again being pointless and not something I even remotely care about, they woke me up at 4, and now they are waking me up again at 9 to apologize? Here’s an idea, text back in about 3-4 hours to apologize again for waking me up at 9.
Perhaps my biggest problem with the drunken text comes from my lack of understanding. If they are so drunk and having a grand time, why are they texting me? Enter the big leagues of drinking, put the phone down and take a shot. Since when did drunken text become anything more than making a complete full out of myself and saying something I’ll regret in the morning?
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