So I mentioned yesterday how I've gotten bored with my past blogs, updating you on the boring life of Patrick Wallace. Yes I realize that's the title of the blog, however, how about from now on I update you on the unintelligent, daily thoughts I have. Are you ready?
For today, I want to talk about dogs. Or pets in general I guess. What is with dogs always having to be right up next to you? They have to touch you, place their head on your computer, their paw on your phone while trying to text, lick you for no reason. Perhaps I'm just not the affectionate type of guy, but I don't understand it.
When I lay down, I can't fall asleep laying on my stomach with my chin angled upward onto a desk. I can't fall asleep, perhaps pass out after a rough night but that's another story, with my ear face down into someone typing a computer. And most importantly, I always tell my dog, I don't lick you so why do you have to lick me? I wrote a story in creative writing non-fiction about my annoyances, I'm starting to think this blog may turn into that. Right now, my dog always sneaking behind my back to steal my spot on the couch, or nudging my arm when I'm trying to do homework... well... that annoys me.
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