I Received the Job

I found out yesterday that I did actually receive the job. I guess that’s good. I finally don’t have to constantly shop the sales at the grocery store at least. Double Cheeseburger Hamburger Helper was really starting to get annoying. I’d eat half one day and save the rest for leftovers the next. Hamburger Helper leftover though, well, it’s about as bad as Hamburger Helper not left over except visually it’s not appealing at all.

When I put it in the container to save for a day later, the noodles and cheese take the shape of the container as if water solidifying in an ice trey. The next day it’s like eating the brick shaped Raman noodles without breaking them up. Raman, now those were the days. Freshman and sophomore year of college, I lived off Raman noodles. Then I found out last night that my girlfriend had never eaten Raman noodles. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Raman does kind of suck, but it’s like the passageway into becoming a college student. Eventually you graduate from having to eat Raman everyday and crunch up the brick of noodles, throw it in a bowl of hot water (Styrofoam) if you were as lucky as me living in a fraternity house that everyone from the outside said looked like Animal House. Well, it wasn’t too far off.

So where were we? Oh that’s right, the job I just received. It’s going to be awesome, just fantastic, I can finally get some new hats (I collect flat bill hats) or maybe a new jacket. Or… most likely just be able to afford something a little better than Hamburger Helper. Did I mention I now have to wake up at 3:15 am Monday-Friday. Ya, I can’t wait.

It’s going to be Legen… wait for it… Dary.